Didn't I tell you to send them here? Now get on the blower and call Georgie and tell him to ship those fine people our way. Western Canada is hurting for reliable employees so badly it isn't even funny anymore. They pay people 12 dollars Canadian an hour to serve coffee now at Tim Horton's donut shop... 14 dollars an hour to pump gas.
A Canadian dollar is 90+ cents on the U.S. dollar. Do the math and count the quarters. I sure would not mind a nice, god-fearing Mexican wife to add to my "harem" :::chuckles::: even if she worked in a coffee shop! I love coffee! lol
(Hmmm... perhaps I should pray about this. Perhaps the time has come again to consult an elder. I'm surprised a certain Mormon hasn't tried contacting me yet.)
I know of a pastor who has a great system worked out. He says he'll give a man a certificate of divorcement so that they can marry another immigrant, divorce them, and then do it again. I admire his cause, but the end just does not justify the means. Of course the U.S. government is onto this tactic, so they try to throw up hurdles and turn it all into a matter of money. Send the senioritas this way, I say! :::chuckles::: no, I will not sign a contract of civil marriage again, if they paid me to. Why should I equate godly marriage with what my secular government deems to be "marriage"?
Now don't get me wrong. I have nothing against any sweet, young, Mexican senioritas who are just trying to get ahead in life; but "getting ahead" must be executed in a moral and ethical fashion. Secular government contracting of divorce and remarriage are not scriptural. I don't want to sign any federal contract of lesbian and catamite sodomy law with a decent and godly woman. No, the only way that godly a man can ethically marry in my country today is to do embrace actual, genuine, biblical marriage (without secular government writ or endorsement from secular government agents). I DO thank my LORD and SAVIOUR that my country still provides for this. It is called Common-law marriage. Did you know that any U.S.A. woman can apply for permanent residence status in Canada under the COMMON-LAW MARRIAGE ACT (which is legally recognized in Canada as "LEGITMATE MARRIAGE" and is called "EQUIVALENCY TO MARRIAGE") if her baby is a CANADIAN citizen? They are called traditionally called "ANCHOR BABIES" up here, and they are about the surest way to secure a citizenship. Did you know that the said baby does not even need to be born in Canada just as long as the DNA checks with the claim? Doctors will validate such.
Yup. I'm gonna get my baby back. All I have to do is jump through all the hurdles. Babies are big business. Come to Canada, let's make love - not war. Leave all of that slaughtering to the Bushbaby and his oil-grubbing, bloodthirsty supporters. We have lots of oil up here and we know how to stay warm.
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