Hey, that looks swell. Thankyou! We just got back from the "Big City" so that I could purchase more time from Canada to keep my wife proper on this side of the border. What an ordeal that was! It would seem that Big Govt. has replaced Daddy's in the role in the control game of sanctioned marriage by charging nasty vistor fees. To be honest, I feel that I have paid more than the adequate bride price but Big Govt. just wants to make you pay and pay and pay...
Is there no end?
It's almost enough to make me head for the hills and tell these feces loving Sodomizers of Canada where to stuff their federal legislation if it weren't for that dangling carrot in the Immigration Department. I wonder if U.S. citizens are permitted to apply for asylum in Canada from the fascist oppression of the Bush Laden regeime. I am concerned for all those millions of victims of terror just south of the Canadian border and I don't want my bride to cross it anymore. Nonetheless I've stuck to my guns so far and I haven't signed any more certificates of Civil Union as of yet. So, I pay and pay to keep the lady on this side... You know, it's almost like legalized prostitution of a sort... only this time the benefactor in this exploit is Pimp Daddy Canada instead of our perverted old Uncle Sam. It's getting hard to tell them apart some times.
Glad and grateful we arrived home in one piece. Glory to God.