Matthew 25
Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom. (Ten virgins, one bridegroom. Yup. Got it.) And five of them were wise, and five were foolish. (Okay, so we see only five wise virgins are going to make it into the kingdom because the other five were foolish enough to believe the CHURCH IS THE SON DOCTRINE* of the PURITANS. Got it.)
They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them: (Of course they didn't. They assumed that the Church would provide it, seeing that the Church, in their eyes, was the Son of God, they naturally and foolishly thought the the BRIDEGROOM would be their glory because the foolish virgins consider NOT the GLORY of the HUSBANDMAN. They cared NOT to consider from whence cometh the annointing and the sanctification; for the Spirit (ABBA) and the Bride (CHURCH) say "COME," but the CHURCH IS THE SON says, "I am SHE and HE", and so blinded by reason her own brightness, declares that SHE is also the HOLY SPIRIT! And the wind cried, "Mary". BEHOLD; this is the price of following after the Sons of Belial: You will surely run out of oil each and every time.)
But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps. (For some reason these virgins just did not like the idea of JESUS being the BRIDE and took the liberty that they had in their BRIDEGROOM to fulfill that role instead. No, they didn't leave anything to chance. Oh right, they were the "WISE" virgins that were vigilant and kept watch by night.)
While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept. (Men are like this. They tarry. Ask any wise wife. She will say, "Yes, sometimes he tarries". This is a good time for a wise wife to catch some shut-eye. Wise wives have been known to take naps. Some are even expert mothers (this is getting rare) who know how to gauge themselves. Of course, foolish virgins are ready to "sleep" at any given time - especially the ones who run out of oil.)
And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him. (Wait a minute... how many people are we talking about here? Only one? How many virgins arise?) Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps. (Hmmmm... looks to me as though they all think they are going to get a crack at joining with the BRIDEGROOM.) And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil; for our lamps are gone out. (Now ladies, PLEASE don't fight and get your minds out of the gutter, this is our LORD and He is able to provide... There's plenty enough of Him to go around.) But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves. (Smart thinking, I always admired a woman, I mean WOMEN, who could think on their feet and work together as a team. They "killed two birds with one stone there": they got rid of all those needless distractions and kept their oil... no doubt they probably had a system whereby one always kept watch by night. Mothers do this men; they cycle better than soldiers. Well, the wise ones do.)
And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut. (They went IN with Him to the MARRIAGE. Isn't that amazing? The door was shut. Yes, I guess privacy would be the better part of discretion. Do you suppose that >> only one << of those virgins...or that NONE of those virgins... JOINED with JESUS to become ONE BODY with the BRIDEGROOM?)
Afterward came also those other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us. But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not. Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh. And this unworthy servant says, evenso; Lord Jesus, AMEN.
Your bishop in a PINK TUTU isn't the only one who knows how to use parenthesis to put a spin on doctrine. In fact, he is really only in the foolish virgin, thinking that by reason of his flesh that he is justified. Well, he is not in the only foolish virgin, (there are five) but he is certainly only in the foolish virgin. I often wonder if you are not both in the same foolish virgin, Puritan. Your colors DO run close. I know that my spin is from the LORD JESUS. I'm not even going to try to put my HUSBANDMAN in the BRIDE'S WEDDING GARMENT; no matter how much I understand that my Lord and I are ONE, I know that I am NOT GOD, nor shall I ever be found in the GODHEAD but IN THE BODY; I shall be in HIS GLORY!!! Step aside and make way for the BRIDE OF CHRIST for she is a MULTITUDE! MY LORD, MY HUSBANDMAN, MY MASTER, MY KING, SAID SO! NONE OF YOU HAVE YET MASTERED THE COURAGE TO TELL ME HOW MANY PEOPLE THE BRIDE IS. THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. HYPOCRITES! WELL DID JESUS SPEAK OF YOU, EVEN THAT NONE OF YOU CONVINCETH ME OF SIN! COVER YOUR MOUTHS THEN, AND BE AMAZED. YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY TO ANSWER ME.
...CONTINUING WITH MY LATEST PUBLIC REPLY TO THE PURITAN, IN RESPONSE TO HER MOST RECENT E-MAIL TO ME, WHICH I HAVE NOT YET ANSWERED PRIVATELY, BUT HAVE EVERY INTENTION OF DOING:
Why did I tell you not to email me? Did I ask you why you told me not to e-mail you? I need not ask, Lisa... I already know the answer; but for your sake let me venture a wild guess: because you have the wrong Jesus; therefore you hate God. No?
Because you were very rude and uncouth in your mannerisms in the ContraAPO group. Ooooh yes, that is right, I see the error of my way and now I must repent: I forgot that only you are entitled to this privilege because only you are the "ONLY ONE" who has the right to be rude, even to play the whore, to flaunt yourself in an insincere spirit to invite "ALL OF US" to join your group when you never really meant it. Yup-yup. Good manners, Lisa. Very godly communication there... Reminds me of the schoolyard antics displayed by dirty girls with filthy hearts (spiritual whores)vindictively playing the 'bully' to DEMON-strate just who is "in" and who is "out" of the little harlot's favor.
I found you ignorant and I wanted you to leave me alone. Well, nearly everyone knows how you feel about me, PURITAN. I don't think you are very bright either, so I guess we have both JUDGED ONE ANOTHER and found the other wanting. Well at least I was found. So many are lost today. Should I wonder which of us is judging righteously?
To be honest, I think that you are running dangerously low on oil, or, perhaps all you ever had was a spirit of grace. If you really wanted me to leave you alone, after publicly inviting "ALL OF US", to join APO in the middle of the CONTRA-APO GROUP, I should think that you could have been decent enough to exercise the "good manners" to consider your invitation wherein you stated that ALL of us were RE-INVITED. You might have repaired it before you said "Hello" to me, even despite your negligence to any further clarification. So when others began to make excuses on your behalf for your rude manners and arrogance in apathy to your pathetic appearance, you then resort to this as your cue to insult me and to call me yet another name and lecture me on my manners. You do so always project. Now what have you to say to me about slander, you spiritual whore? Too bad your trinitarian lover capitulated to your spiritual whoredom in the end. But as the proverb says, 'the old dog is returned to the female dog' - oh, I mean VOMIT, yes that is it, your other lover, Bishop Tutu's overly-favored word: "VOMIT" '... so also the egg sucking weasel is returned to the hen house.' * *Source: Neo-Catholic-Unrepentant-Cost-You-Oneness-Bible (ESWV) Bishop's personal copy.
"I still do." (Says the Puritan.) I know you STILL do. THAT, is the WHOLE of the problem PURITAN! Next time watch whose wife you call a whore, you WITCH. Just because AHAB was a sick wussie doesn't mean there aren't any godly men left in the world who have the honor and the means to defend their own in the name of the Only Wise God. "Because you like to slander me on boards" Yes, you must forgive my ailing memory. I am old and I keep forgetting that you are the "ONLY ONE" *COUGH* who is permitted by God to commit SPIRITUAL WHOREDOMS such as calling the anointed of God an adulterer, an instrument of the devil, evil, perverted, a fornicator, a liar, woman hater, whoremonger, and other such names in a public forum. I forget it is your exclusive privilege and prerogative to call a man's wife a whore when you do not know even know her - especially if she marries as a virgin. . .and call me evil names. OH my, I AM Sooo SORRY MS. PURITAN, will you ever forgive me for calling evil "evil"? Why do you do that? *Blink* *Blink* ::: Bats Puritanical eyelashes and dons "INNOCENCE & PURITY HALO" purchased from last year's CHRISTMAS CLEARANCE CHURCH IS THE SON rummage sale ::: Well I just don't know. I mean, you are ALL INVITED TO JOIN MY MSN GROUP SO I just don't know why you are so hostile. I am so PURE and INNOCENT that I think I can just commit these silly school-girly antics and get a little attention in the process. I think it's my right to take shots at the BIG BOYS and PROJECT my PERSONAL INSECURITIES against them and if it gets too hot, I CAN ALWAYS PLAY THE VICTIM with my girly font and my Halo of Purity. They will always feel sorry for me when I run back to my groupies and tell them I am being bashed. If that isn't enough to gain sympathy for my cause, I can always switch to Puritanical Pink because even the men that I have pulled into my cult will don the tutu for my sake.Again, I think I disturb you...
You think? Think again. I think you are disturbed! Think long and hard. (On second thought, forget that.) Keep your mind on Jesus and your thoughts out of the gutter. Meditate on the things of God for a change and stop jumping to filthy conclusions about people who love Jesus. Learn what it means to be a wife. If you think you know the difference between being a wife and being married is then say so. I don't think you do. In all sincerity, I think you might just be a woman hater... Why does it not surprise me that you would stoop to this old trick Ms. Mediatrix? Pay attention men: Trix are for kids. This is one more of those "Hallmarks of the Neo-Feminist" I warned you about. If you don't agree with them well, it is simple: YOU ARE A WOMAN HATER and that is all there is to it. First, I am a womanizer and now I am a woman hater. Next thing you know she will be accusing me of Woman Worship as well; and if I don't even so much as cast a single glance in her direction, then I'm cold-hearted and cruel. (Bad manners, you know.)
JESUS spoke well and true of this sort of Pharisaical vacilation. Any time soon the Puritans will be calling me a wine bibber and a friend of publicans and sinners. Well, I love my wives. Never shed their blood, never broke a bone, never beat them, tell them I love them, write them love poems... what ám I saying??? I FORGOT it's already settled in the heavens of the PURITANICAL CHURCH IS THE SON / JESUS IS THE BRIDE OF CHRIST ASK BISHOP APO GROUP: I am a woman hater!!! How dare I even think of refuting the INFALLIBLE PURITAN'S JUDGMENT OF ME??? Shamey-shame-shame. Okay. No sense arguing with the DIVINE PURITAN. I forgot that SHE IS THE SON and she is the ONLY ONE.
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