JULY FIRST IS CANADA DAY
It is the day we celebrate the robbing of our rights and freedoms as a nation under God. Canadians are very proud of this. They wave their banner of Bisexuality and Homosexualty and government endorsed marriage proudly before all the world to see. Canadians are proud to be subjects to the Crown of a Woman who never did love Jesus. The Sodomites and Lesbians of Canada extend their hand of fellowship to the United States of America to their ungodly American brothers and sisters on this special day in the interests of equal rights and "justice" for all. You are welcome to join them in their celebration as they proudly sing to the flag representing that spirit which gave them their freedom from oppression at the hands of religious fanatics and Bible thumpers.
The day is celebrated with events of all sorts, much lasciviousness, face painting (even the children paint their faces), gluttony, revelry, and sexual immorality; the latter being even worse than the first. In the evening there are fireworks and drunkeness is everywhere. It is a time for wife swapping and husband swapping and the children love it because they are much less supervised than usual. It is the Mardi Gras of Canada. Even on this day the Canadian soldiers that have shed their blood on foreign sand to keep us safe from the evil terrorists who would rob us of our fundamental right to be gay will be remembered and revered. Oh, Canada... what a disgrace!