Alone... My Thoughts And I
Many times I've walked this road,
alone, my thoughts and I,
as I stagger from the pub,
I cannot tell a lie.
I had a real great evening,
the beer, it flowed so free,
and yet I stagger on alone,
and walk into a tree.
But I don't care, I feel no pain,
as I get up from the floor,
for soon I will be home again,
falling through the door.
And then my soul speaks softly,
it utters unto me,
you cannot even climb those stairs,
you're as drunk as drunk can be.
So then I lay down on the couch,
I'm just a drunken guy,
and very soon i'll fall asleep,
alone..... my thoughts.... and I
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I'm going to write poem,
with elegance and grace,
I'd like to say to MSN,
you're a fu*kin waste of space.
I click my mouse upon the group
but everything goes blank,
thats when I get frustrated,
and go to have a ****
Once I'm feeling better,
I come and try again,
which leads to more frustration,
more heartache, and more pain.
I watched all these blank pages,
for several hours today,
I think it would be quicker,
if I flew down to Bombay
This poems full of nonsense,
cuz. I'm drinking loads of beers,
so now I better say farewell,
raise my glass and say Cheers !!
MSN Footnote:
They won't delete this poem,
no matter what their rage,
cuz, every time they try to,
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Ladies and Gentlemen..... I'd like to share with you another of my romantic poems, entitled
Lonely As A Cloud
I wandered, lonely as a cloud,
and walked into a tree,
I have bump upon my head
and another on my knee.
As I cried out, with tears of pain,
the folks just stopped to stare,
I tried to hide my face away,
and all my underwear.
You see, I left my favourite skirt,
in the local pub by me,
when I got up on the table,
to do, the Full Monty.
But before I could complete it,
I was thrown onto the street,
and hurt my little... elbow
as I hit that hard concrete.
Just then I heard a distant sound,
and the cops did soon arrive,
they threw me in a police car,
and took me for a drive.
When we got to the station,
I was put in an enclosure,
they put me on a jumped up charge,
of indecent exposure.
Early the next morning,
I was up before the Judge,
he fined me loads of money
but said, I bear no grudge.
Then I left the courthouse,
and heard the cheering crowd,
and as I head back to the pub,
I wander.... lonely..... as..... a cloud.
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