| | Dear Dr. Fraud, first I would like to say that I have been following your work for a short time now, I find it for the most part to the point and very helpful to those in need. Now to my problem, Mine is also a dream that has started (just recently) to haunt my slumber. It involves a boat house, notes, a furry creature, several hero's, a Sassy lady, poison or sleeping darts, lost virginity or was it doors (I'm confused) and a wet suit. Please tell me how this all ties in together and what it all could mean. Thank you for your time. Overheated and Confused in Texas. | | Dear Overheated, This dream seems more like a movie, than a nighttime excursion into fantasy. You're not a James Bond fan perchance, are you? I think what you need is a pet. Not a furry little creature like a cat, as sometimes they can be temperamental. One cannot always be sure, if it's petting they want or if their picky palate craves a little cream. No... what you need is a bird. See if you can find one that talks. They tell me Quaker parrots are very good company. A word of caution here. Don't put the bird's cage in the bedroom. These feathery little wisenheimmers have been known, to give an instant replay of rather private moments, to any and everybody within hearing range. Hope this helps and sorry about being so blunt. In my experience, women from Texas like a "rough hands" approach and prefer to face their problems head on... rather than to beat around the bush. Sincerely, Dr. Seymon Fraud p.s ... i am a member of pleasure time dude ranch and ride some on the week ends. your letter has conjured up some rather unusual thoughts about saddle horns.. i ride on the second saturday of every month, if you'd like to join me.. perhaps, we could explore your night time excursions in more depth.  | Dear Dr. Fraud, You are so very intuitive have you by chance treated me before? *WG* I would love to ride with you, if you could please pencil me in to your appointment book I would be grateful, I am thinking that we need a long in-depth appointment so I will clear the afternoon and leave the rest in your capable hands. Thank you Overheated and Confused in Texas | | Dear Overheated, Thank you for your kind reply. Looking forward to helping relieve you of any tension, you may be experiencing. Riding is an excellent exercise, in loosening up the muscles of the thighs. I noticed in your first letter, you mentioned lost viginity or doors.. I also was a computer virgin, until this came on the market... Sincerely, Dr. Seymon Fraud p.s... thank you for the compliment about capable hands... occassionally, i have indulged in a little self help therapy. | | Dear Dr. Fraud, I got big trouble on my hands. My neighbor has a pond down at the back of 40 acres, that adjoins mine. He's got "No Trespassing" signs up everywhere. I guess, that's what got my attention. It got me to wondering, how I could get in there without him catching me. Everytime I pass the place, I can hardly keep my truck between the white lines, trying to see if the fish are jumping. We're pretty good friends and he would probably let me in there, if I asked him. But I don't want to do it that way. It just wouldn't be no fun. I wanna sneak in there, just to see if I can get away with it. I tell ya Doc, it's purely became an obsession. It's enough to put ya off your grits, if ya know what I mean.
Wild Joe Dandelion (note: not the same Dandelion, but turn about is fair play )
p.s. my pa run off with my grandma and now, aunt nancy sued me for alimony. |  | Dear Wild Joe Dandelion I can see from the photo you included with your letter, that you have already dropped your pole in another man's fishing hole. I urge you to pack up your equipment and get out of there. Take up golf, instead. There is one thing you will have to watch for... | Hook Shot | To induce topspin onto the ball causing in to move from outside to in on your swing. Opposite is slice. | From what I understand, there are a lot of hookers on the range. Just be careful and keep a firm grip on your club. Sincerely, Dr. Seymon Fraud | | | | |
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