Dear Diary

[written in 1519 a.d.]

 

Sept. 2nd        Leonardo drew a man with wings today.

 

Sept. 14th        Leonardo drew seventy-seven consecutive pictures of nudes,

                   they were all men.

 

Sept. 27th        Leonardo drew angels flying around the bosom of

                    the Blessed Mother!

 

Oct. 13th          Yesterday, Leonardo stole a steam roller from Giuseppe's

                    construction yard.

 

Oct. 14th          Today, Leonardo stood on the corner of Venice Lane and

                    Spaghetti Alley.  All day.  He says, "to target women".  I don't

                    know what has gotten into my Leonardo.  He is acting strange,

                    lika poor Uncle Louie did before slicing his private organ and

                    discovering sausage.

 

Oct. 15th          Leonardo locked himself in his room. 

 

Oct. 16th          Leonardo's still in his room.  I ama so worried! 

 

Oct. 17th           I heard engines roaring and ooooh, the moaning...

                    anda the ceiling, ita shook alot.

 

Oct. 18th           Leonardo finally came out of hisa room and into the

                     kitchen this morning, mumbling something about a woman.

                     Heavens, I ama so happy he has a girlfriend!

 

Oct. 19th            Leonardo sure can draw, but I can barely make-

                      out his supermarket list.

 

Dec. 21st            Leonardo died today.

                      I will go through his paintings. I will donate them to the

                      museum.

                      Now... letsa see - oh, this isa very nice.

                      A homely looking lady, though.

                      Whatsa this say... gninaoM Lisa.  eh?

                      Something Lisa.

                      Eh - can't figure it out.

                      I'll call her Mona Lisa.

© dlc jan. 6, 1987

 

  

 

A Little FYI: 

 Leonardo daVinci born April 15, 1452, died May 2, 1519.  Mona Lisa was painted in 1503. 

                 Leonardo daVinci was an Italian painter, sculptor, architect, musician, engineer, scientist &

                  inventor SUPREME.

                  To date, Leonardo daVinci has no equal!

 

  

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