revenge is a dish best served with a light cream sauce
I was so miserable without you
it was just like having you around...
Yes you're obnoxious and rough
and I've had enough
of being treated mean and so cruel
instead of turning the other cheek
I've quit being so weak
the expressway of pain ends here, fool.
While you've been out
I didn't just pout
and wonder who was scratching your itch
I had me a notion
to mix up a potion...
You really shouldn't piss off a witch.
how's the soup? Care for more wine?
oh there's plenty of time;
relax and get comfortable dear
are you sweating? Then I'm betting
you'll find this upsetting
you'll soon have a new form to wear.
No, I haven't eaten yet, I'm waiting a bit
and sharpening more than my hunger
are those feathers you're sprouting?
and --quelle surprise! -- squawking, not shouting
now your eyes have gone wide -- no wonder!
The law doesn't care, hates "domestic disputes"
decries the paperwork; seems there's no absolutes.
So who needs a lawyer, the sheriff or witness
when it's just between us, this unfinished business.
Now excuse me dear, while I put on this apron ~
Here's poetic justice -- I'll be dining on Capon.
mmmm tastes just like chicken.
~ VG.
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