Dictivore Hmm, there’s something interesting I noticed the other day. If you don’t know where I spotted it, then you don’t know me. Anyway, it said that an animal that eats plants is an herbivore and the meat eaters are called carnivores, (Carnivores? I always thought that that was the guy that was always hollering at carnivals). Of course, if you eat both plants and meat, you are an omnivore. Now, I am sure you all knew this, and, I believe, you all know that the suffix, vore, comes from the Latin word “vorare�?which means, “to devour�? With that in mind you may, or may not, know that there are other words that describe other type of creatures, such as: A piscovore eats fish! Cool huh? Okay now, a frugivore, (sounds dirty doesn’t it?), eats fruit. An insectivore, easy enough, eats insects. A sapovore is an animal that feeds on decaying matter, (sounds like a Republican!) A mucivore, (YUCH!), is an insect that feeds on plant juices. And a sanguinivore is an animal that feeds on the blood of other animals, (now that sounds like a Democrat!) Hey! At least I’m equal opportunity! Okay, it was stupid; I just thought you might like to know these things. And, you notice, I made up one; Dictivore. Hey, a writer and a poet, we devour words. Now, if you'll excuse, I'll go enjoy a good cigar. A tobaccovore? God, I can't believe I actually signed this lame thing!
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