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From: MSN Nicknameswitchgears1_  (Original Message)Sent: 3/23/2007 4:45 AM
barbaranne  (Original Message) Sent: 3/20/2007 12:11 AM
I'm sure many of you would never have heard the term, "back o' Bourke" before, although some people may have heard a similar term "back o' Beyond". 
back o' Bourke" was originally used to define the region beyond the small Australian  outback town of Bourke in north-western New South Wales, but became a common saying to refer to any remote, sparsely populated country area.   
This is the first installment of a story based on fact.
 
 
Back o�?Fawlty Towers
 
Her frantic calls for help failed to gain the attention of anyone on her floor in the hotel.   Knowing she needed assistance, and quickly, my aunt headed for the carpeted stairs of the old building, said to be the best hotel in Bourke.  Even through her pain, her mind vaguely noted the faded, threadbare condition of the floral carpet.  After an agonizing journey down the stairs, she called several more times.  Again her plaintive pleas for help received the empty reply of silence. 

Still wearing only her nightie, she reached the solid wooden front doors before collapsing.  But my aunt is not one to give up without a fight.  With the perseverance that 68 years had bestowed upon her, she pulled herself up with her one good hand.  Despite the intense pain in her wrist, she opened the double front doors, grateful the deadlocks only needed keys from the outside. 

Bourke is not exactly the busiest town at any time of any day.  But at 7.20 on a wet Easter Sunday morning, you could almost be forgiven for thinking you had stepped into a well-preserved ghost town.  This made the open door across the road more than a little welcoming to Irene. 

With no traffic to worry about, my aunt, in ever-increasing pain, crossed the road to the fire station without incident.  The fireman on duty took prompt action.  He only needed one look at her wrist to know she needed immediate medical attention.  Without delay, he drove her to the emergency department at the local hospital. 
Some time later, back at the hotel, another drama began unfolding.  When the hotel staff first noticed my aunt’s absence, they thought nothing of it.  The reason most visitors come to their town is to go sightseeing.  But the fireman hadn’t thought to notify the hotel of Irene’s accident.  Apparently he presumed she would receive medical attention, and return to the hotel soon after.  Staff became concerned, however, when someone pointed out my aunt’s car still in the car park.  Further investigation found her handbag and car keys still in her open room.   A very anxious hotel manager, alarmed at the disappearance of one of his guests, made the dreaded call to the local police.  Once on the scene, the police conducted their own investigation.  It did not take long for them to list my aunt as a missing person, and the search began. 


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From: MSN Nicknameswitchgears1_Sent: 3/23/2007 4:46 AM
 
Installment 2:
 
 
Meanwhile, the complicated break in my aunt’s wrist necessitated a lengthy operation.  Unaware of all the fuss, she now lay in the recovery ward of the hospital.  Under the misunderstanding that Irene had notified someone of her accident before seeking medical care, hospital staff also took no further action.  They felt their patient’s operation had gone well.  A bed prepared in the pristine, yet sterile manner expected of hospitals, already laid waiting for my aunt’s post-operative care.  The search for my wayward aunt continued.
 
At home in Brisbane, I expected the call early Easter Monday to be from family. The phone call from Bourke hospital came as quite a surprise.  Bourke hospital?  It had to be a wrong number, or a prank call.  But as the nurse continued, I realized she indeed had the correct number.  They informed me of my aunt’s surgery for a nasty break in her wrist.  Given the usual, though vague, “She is resting well�? the nurse gave me the contact details to obtain further information about the progress of my aunt’s condition.  
 
I had to wait several hours before the hospital would allow me to speak directly to my aunt.  Pleased to finally hear her voice, I listened as she explained what happened the preceding day.

Wanting to adjust the air conditioner, my aunt had stood on a stool so she could reach the controls.  The “stool�? I would later learn, was in fact a bedside table.  The high gloss surface proved too slippery for my aunt, and the rest, as they say, is history. 
The police were greatly relieved to solve their “case of the missing Easter aunty�?in only a matter of hours. The operation however, was not as successful.  A second operation also proved unsatisfactory.  After a week in Bourke Hospital, the doctor decided to send my aunt back to her home town of Brisbane to undergo yet more specialist surgery. 
 
Two years and some intensive physiotherapy later, my aunt finally had sufficient use of her hand to allow her to drive once again.  Determined to complete her visit to ‘back o�?Bourke�? she decided to make the return trip at Easter �?the anniversary of her accident.  So it was that I found myself “chaperoning�?my aunt on a return visit to Bourke, or “Back o�?Fawlty Towers�?as we were to nickname the trip by the time it was over.

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From: MSN Nicknameswitchgears1_Sent: 3/24/2007 12:12 AM
Sherry
 
Barbs is writing this in installments, so don't need graphics just yet. Actually meant to post this on the Crative Writing board.