OMG Alamobelle, Richard Cranium is what my oldest son calls xn. LOL
Everyone in my life has a nicname for him.
I usually just refer to him as ahole.
My best friend calls him fat*ss.
My other best friend calls him SFF sweaty fat f*ck.
My other best friend refers to him as headcase.
My Dad is by far the worse for calling him names, they vary from time to time, but his most used one is "useless peice of $hit!"
The list seems to grow on a daily basis!