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| From:  needmywings (Original Message) | Sent: 14/10/2008 4:40 a.m. |
From the best of Craigslist.
This had me laughing out loud. Hope you enjoy this !
"shmiles"
NMW
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No Job? Never Call? Hate cats and/or dogs? YOU could be next!
Date: 2008-08-19
Well, since I seem to have a very specific type, I'll just lay it out there.
I'm apparently really into the shiftless layabouts. If you are unemployed, unmotivated and possibly still live with your parents... you could be next in my long line of failed relationships! Just think of it... an educated woman to show you how things work (hey, I'm even handy around the house - you won't have to raise a finger!). A woman with drive, ambition and goals to contrast your utter lack of motivation. A girl with a thick skin who can roll with the punches and both dish out AND take jokes... I'll be happy to be the one who doesn't sugar-coat things so that you can blame ME for all of your hurt feelings and failures. It's probably even ALREADY my fault and you haven't even emailed me!
I am completely co-depedant, so you don't have to worry about me booting you to the curb over petty things (like finances, commitment or general civility). In fact, you could probably take my cash, sleep with another girl and then come over and break some things in my house and I'd just clean it up and continue along our path of destruction.
So if you're looking for a lady to use and abuse, I'm your girl! I have a house, a car, a life, friends, pets and my shit together. Please, I need some sort of zeitgeist in my life to screw all of this up! It's been way too long since I've been reminded of how awesome it is to be undervalued.
I'm over on minutes this month, otherwise I'd put my phone number up for you to call right away (either from your parents' landline or collect, from jail). So just email me and maybe we can work something out. Pick you up? Well, yeah, if you need me to! Williamsburg? No problem. It's only about an hour's drive. I don't mind one bit, I've got nothing but time! |
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| | | From: aegiss1 | Sent: 14/10/2008 3:58 p.m. |
rotflmAo, fricking hilarious! great find! ~aegiss |
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WOW! ANY ONE of us could have written that-just change the gender for the gentlemen.............wonder if she's on this board? TT |
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| | | From: femfree | Sent: 16/10/2008 4:43 p.m. |
splitting sides laughting unfortunately, it's eerily familiar isn't it??? YIKES |
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| | Sent: 18/10/2008 1:41 a.m. |
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This is true. Thought it would give you all a chuckle. It 'bout made me puke - for real. 
NMW -------------------------------------------------------- Male-led relationship with a PLEASING woman --- Ready to settle down!! - 58 (-; (-; years YOUNG!!
YES --- I am a youthful, marriage-minded Man searching for a delightful woman who is a PLEASER!!
So where are you????
I'm assertive, handsome, divorced, sincere, affectionate, educated, open-minded, down-to-earth, worldly, witty, Caucasian, straight, and sensible Man --- here to find a sincere and wonderful woman who is comfortable in a male-led relationship.
If having a friend/partner/lover, and life-mate who calls the shots doesn't faze you, you're really OK with a leading man, and enjoy being a pleaser, and pampering your sweetheart --- then get your cute ass over here!!!
Oh, do you enjoy TLC, being spoiled, adored, cherished, thrilled, and MORE??? GOOD!!!
Here are some basic criteria:
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Be respectful
Be stable, practical, solvent and independent
Be healthy (yes - mind and body!!)
Be mature, and forever 'young'
Be open to a marriage possibility
Be loyal, and a monogamist
Be romantic, affectionate and passionate
Be interested and willing to travel
Be a lover of the arts, as well as Mother Nature
Be a non-smoker, in good shape, and with a positive attitude
Above all, you should be a candid communicator, with integrity and good values.
I could add that you should be (like me!) intelligent, progressive, and WARM-HEARTED, but that will be indicated by your response.
I also appreciate a sense of humor, a progressive attitude, with a fun-loving and constructive outlook on life.
I am attracted to a woman with essence, a soul-based sense of spirituality (NOT into organized religion) an appealing appearance, as well as wonderfully admirable inner and outer qualities.
You should feel particularly encouraged to respond if you are READY for a REAL relationship, are a delicious kisser, and enjoy passionate interactions. Being sensually tactile is a BIG plus...
Please respond with details about yourself that address my expectations, and include your pictures.
In all fairness, any reply without relevant details, along with your Picture will be deleted!! There's really no point being withholding --- especially at this age and stage in life....
YES, YES, YES, Life is good, and soon we may cuddle, snuggle, and BE together for the winter season --- and beyond..... |
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Hee Hee! my sentiments exactly !  |
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| | Sent: 20/10/2008 7:51 a.m. |
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