Tell me some of your N's stupid stuff they said or did.

 

My stbxnh was so picky-aggggghhh, we would go to Diary Queen and he would tell them the ice cream wasnt "hard" enough and make them give him another cone. I was so embarressed. I would just scooch down in the seat and pretend I wasn't there.

 

He would ask me "What do you want to be put on your tombstone when your gone?

I told him, I don't know. I am not here to try to empress people or leave a "legacy" like he thought he would/should. BLECH!!!!!!! I would like to put on his Here lies Satan Jr.

 

How about mis-pronounced words??? he would say that's VANTASTIC instead of fantastic!!!!!duh?!?!?!?! or we need to wipe the slat clean, (errr it's slate dear) whatever.....sigh.......

 

He would always tell me I had ADD but he is the one who: forgot to put the car in park and crashed into the garage door, pulled a pressure washer into the pool by accident, backed into the only parked car in a huge parking lot, backed into a parked tow trailer, hit a lady on the bumper in a drive through, backed into my car in the driveway, I am tired of typing now, but I swear it is all true!!!

 

Ok I could go on and on but it is your turn now, come on I need to laugh, PLEASE!!! Love Ya'll!