CURTAIN RODS
 
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
 
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music,
and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
spring-water .

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and
deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the
curtain rods.
 
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband
returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell.<o:p></o:p>

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place
out .
 
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam
cleaned.
 
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought
in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few
days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked!!!
 
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
 
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided
to move.
 
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half,
they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.<o:p></o:p>

 Word got out and eventually even the local Realtors refused to
return their calls.<o:p></o:p>