Dear Dr. Fraud,
I thought I had so many friends at WSAM. But first thing they did was start RUMOURS about my boobs when I was offline for a few days. I'm just in the cups over this, I mean, who would've thought that Goth or PK would participate? I would have expected them to NIP it in the bud, especially Trinity! And over in the corner? There's Bob and Captain Gonzo havin a hooter and holler over the whole thing.
And don't even get me started on Switch and Pattie...I counted on them for extra support!
What shall I do?
Spirits sagging...
NCH
Dear NCH
(quote) I counted on them for extra support!
My dear if you need support there is underclothing
made especially for ladies, who have had enhancement surgery.
Not saying you have, but without an examination,
I have no way of knowing for sure.
Unless you work at the "Chicken Ranch" you will have to undergo
training to wear this bra. I will be available after hours to help you
thru this transition
Sincerely
Dr. Seymon Fraud
p.s. I have very large hands