Dear Dr. Fraud,
  
 I thought I had so many friends at WSAM.  But first thing they did was start RUMOURS about my boobs when I was offline for a few days.  I'm just in the cups over this, I mean, who would've thought that Goth or PK would participate?  I would have expected them to NIP it in the bud, especially Trinity!  And over in the corner?  There's Bob and Captain Gonzo havin a hooter and holler over the whole thing.
  
 And don't even get me started on Switch and Pattie...I counted on them for extra support!
  
 What shall I do?
 Spirits sagging...
  
 NCH
  
  
  
   
 Dear NCH
  
 (quote) I counted on them for extra support! 
  
 My dear if you need support there is underclothing
 made especially for ladies, who have had enhancement surgery.
 Not saying you have, but without an examination, 
 I have no way of knowing for sure.
  
 Unless you work at the "Chicken Ranch" you will have to undergo
 training to wear this bra. I will be available after hours to help you
 thru this transition
  
  
   
 Sincerely
 Dr. Seymon Fraud
 p.s. I have very large hands