It's a day off for me, and I am spending it in the beautiful city of Bath in Somerset. As I browse through the shops, I come across a large crowd braving the freezing temperatures.
Always being a nosey person, I muscled in to have a closer look. Performing today are festival favourites Skate Naked, and as their name says they are 99% naked! Not bad for March!.
They are an x-rated comedy acrobat duo and have the crowd in stitches as they entertain on stilts with sparklers up their bums!
Opposite the area they are performing is the exclusive Pump Rooms where patrons need a second mortgage to have afternoon tea. I wonder how the customers feel as they munch through their cucumber sandwiches whilst having a hairy arse thrust in the window!! (Accidently on purpose of course!)
At the end of the show, the performers open up umbrellas and collect their well earned booty.
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